Random Tweet Generator

Got nothing to say, but feel the need to be heard anyway? Fret no more! Just generate some random wisdom and share it with your followers, who will be left wondering how your life became so strangely interesting! Thanks for playing.

My sex drive is a shadow, and I want to go faster. For all slow cooked free lunches, man. #grimjob #randomtweet

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Click the button above to generate your random tweet. If you like it, use the Tweet button beneath it to share it with your followers. If you don't like it, just click again to generate a new tweet.