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Confessions of a Photographer…


I Wish, I Was … #2

For just a single day, I would like to be Iggy Pop. The Godfather of Punk. A living legend with an active recording career going back to 1969. I would have done it all many times over and never sold out in the name of money. Not that I would feel a need to talk about any of that, really. I did the drugs and lived the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle, so what.

Maybe I would give my old friend, David Bowie, a call and see if he’d be up for a jam-session. Or maybe a thrown-together club gig in Berlin. And if Bowie didn’t have time to play, I’d just take my guitar and play a while on some sidewalk, somewhere. But no matter what, I would definitely play some music. How could I not?

But for a while, I would just walk around in that gangly body of mine. A body that has seen so much punishment but which still works better than many other bodies of the same vintage. I’d stop at a decent, but not too posh restaurant. Being Iggy, I would be able to do all of that without a million bodyguards or fear of being stalked to death by paparazzi. In spite of the name, he is not a pop-icon who will be featured in the next issue of People magazine, where they will wonder who he is secretly dating. Iggy is a wild one. As in untamed and free from bullshit. I would feel what that would be like. I wish, I was Iggy Pop. Just for a day.

I Wish, I Was … #1

For just one day, I wish I was Edward James Olmos. Forget Chuck Norris, this guy is where it’s at. Just think about it. I would have a successful career as an esteemed actor, and be a respected activist at the same time. I’d be nothing short of an ethnic idol.

If I were him for a day, I’d stand in front of the mirror and speak Spanish to myself. I’d call myself Eddie Olmos. Or just Eddie. And I would listen to that coarse, yet soft voice of mine. I’d go grocery shopping and say something really serious to the person scanning my stuff, with that intense look on my face, that can make people quiver in their boots, only to break out my broad smile and ease the tension. I’d be the coolest latino alive, and I’d call up Benicio Del Toro to remind him of it, but in a way that would make us both laugh, of course.

I would hope, that the day I was him, he’d have a mustache, because unlike me, he can wear one with style.

I would have been the coolest dude in Blade Runner, perhaps the only cool dude in Miami Vice and by far the coolest bad-ass in Battlestar Galactica. And in real life, people would be shocked that such a nice guy, could play such cool dudes.

Yeah. If I could choose, I’d like to be Eddie for a day.